1. |
Smarties™
are Canadian. |
| 2. |
Crispy
Crunch™, Coffee Crisp™ are Canadian. |
| 3. |
Baseball
is Canadian. |
| 4. |
Lacrosse
is Canadian. |
| 5. |
Hockey
is Canadian. |
| 6. |
Basketball
is Canadian. |
| 7. |
Apple
Pie is Canadian. |
| 8. |
Mr.
Dressup kicks Mr. Rogers' Butt! |
| 9. |
Tim
Horton's™ kicks Dunkin'
Donuts™ Butt! |
| 10. |
In
the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back.... past their 'White House', then
we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command
of William Lyon Mckenzie who was insane and hammered all
the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
home and partied. Go Figure! |
| 11. |
Canada
has the largest French population that never surrendered
to the Germans. |
| 12. |
We
have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere! |
| 13. |
Our
Civil War was a bar fight which lasted a little over an hour! |
| 14. |
The
only person who was arrested during our Civil War was
an American Mercenary who slept in and missed the whole
thing, but showed up just in time to get caught. |
| 15. |
We
knew plaid was cool before Seattle caught on. |
| 16. |
The
Hudson's Bay Company™ once owned over 10% of the
Earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest
company. |
| 17. |
The
average dog sled team can overpower and devour a full
grown human in under 3 minutes. |
| 18. |
We
still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. |
| 19. |
We
don't marry our kinfolk. |
| 20. |
We
invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radio
which save countless lives each year. |
| 21. |
We
ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived
to tell about it. |
| 22. |
A
Canadian invented SUPERMAN! |
| 23. |
The
handles on our beer cases are large enough to fit your
hands with mitts on. |
| 24. |
Our
elections only take one day!!! |
| |
PROUD
TO BE CANADIAN! |
